[bparker]

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders
using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow.................Le mon
Green...................Lime
Orange.................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
"Oh, my God, they're a$$holes!"