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Old 05-26-2007, 08:56 PM
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Default Trying to intimidate a Hummer driver = Fat bleeding lip

Coming back from quick trip from Home Depot on the highway, this Mazda tried to get into my lane by repeatedly swerving into my lane to let me know he wanted in. I only respond to turn signals which he didn't indicate.

Some 30 year old guy with his passenger (Later found out the old guy was the driver's dad.) and both yelling something out their window at me. He then proceeded to slowly go into my lane thinking I would chicken out and hit the brakes. Now keep in mind, he could have sped up or slowed down to get in. But he was matching my speed(I was in the slow lane.).


Big smile all the way, squinting and poking out my teeth to exaggerate my asian qualities ( This was really bringing on the RAARR ), I felt a small jolt and immediately skreeching tires to my left. He was now behind me flickering his high beams. I calmly took the exit to my hood and after a block, I pulled over to the shoulder. The driver was already at my door when I got out screaming racial profanities and how I was trying to kill him and his old man. I felt endangered so I told him 3 times (Very quickly ) to, "Sir, step back."

I immediately extended my arm.......

Anyways, long story short

The father was very apologetic and wants to just forget about it since there was no damage to my rig and his was blacked with rubber. I said no problem and shook his hand. I waved to the driver who was now back in his the car neckin with a wad of tissues .

This is the 3rd time somebody has swerved into me for some rubber love.

All for a lousy box of wood screws.



P.S. I really don't think this would happen to guys like DRTY because he's freakish looking. But since I'm only 5'9", 180lbs (And Asian and extremely hansome. ) , I think this driver thought I was a pushover.
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