That's great advice.
BUT
What if you;re out with a group 4 Wheelin and all of the sudden.....
damn! You have to drop big one! You cannot possibly hold on throughout the rest of your journey?
Do you:
(A) Bolt into the woods with TP and say you'll be back in a few minutes?
(B) Hide the TP in your pocket and say you're going to check out some picture ops?
(c) ANounce over the CB " I am going to take a huge nasty **** that will do doubt stink so bad it will kill anyone that may follow you for that awkward picture."
Each one involves risk.
(d) This one is the most effective. Make sure to announce to everyone that you are going to take a big nasty dump. Anyone that tries to follow you will get a Cleveland Steamer or a Chocolate Karl!
