Damn you for that mental image
See, I thought the title was "bra exam" and it's such a habit I couldn't help myself. It was horrible ... like a train wreck. I got this awful mental picture in my head, then a queasy feeling in my gut, followed by that weak-kneed, bent over, omg am I gonna make it to the can feeling. And now it's gonna take me a week to clean up the mess in the hall.