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Originally Posted by f5fstop
Only article I would like to read about that beotch is called an obituary.
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I can see it now:
CNN Breaking News:
This just in, Paris Hilton dead. Cause of death uncertified at this point, but it is speculated that she aspirated sperm which resulted in a form of pneumonia that doctors say is seen primarily in young amateurs in the adult film industry. This form of pneumonia "spermonia" was the culprit and derived from Ms. Hilton ingesting over 1 qt of semen. In an interview with closer friend Britney Spears, it was said that "Paris always did have a rare oral fixation"
More on this story as it develops......back to you Dennis