[kingjuicy]

Last year, our local new station ran a story on Hummer Haters. Each member of the news crew rented a Hummer(H2, H3) and drove around the Twin Cities (Mpls/St. Paul MN). They were flipped off, keyed, and all kinds of other shyt.

All that still didn't scare me from buying my H3. It's still fairly new as I drove it off the floor in May 07. In June, I took it on vacation, going from Minnesota, to Chicago, Pittsburgh, Philly, etc. We went to 12 major cites without a hitch. Perfect trip.

The very next day, we attend Church, and It's KEYED while in CHURCH!

I hope the lord pray for his/her soul.

Luckily it wasn't major damaged and I repaired it myself, but still....WTF.

Last night around 10 pm, I washed the H3 and had it looking sweet! I decided to let it breathe and keep it on the driveway.

Big Mistake.

This morning, I noticed someone pelted about 6 eggs on it. I got it off fine, but now I'm in stakeout mode. I live in a very quiet hood, where after 9 pm, you can hear a gnat fart.

WHEN I catch the little bastid, it's going to be a misunderstanding.

Look for me on CNN, for the wrong reason.