[Adam in CO]

1: Adam has a company clean up his dog doodoo every week. Maybe Adam didn't pay them and they delivered it all back?

I paid that bill, I swear.

2: I'm still sticking with the jungle gym theory.

Possible.

3: One of Adam's neighbors was turned in for breaking the HOA rules. His neighbor got him back.

I don't work for the HOA, I work for the county sheriff. I'm the one violating the HOA rules.

4: Someone was tripping on acid and decided to do some early morning finger painting.

Possible.

5: Mark and Buckewheat really did come to Denver and played a joke on Adam.

Likely.

6: Adam's dog crapped in someones yard nearby and didn;t pick it up. The favor was returned?

Dogs don't go out front.

7: some punk a$$ kid wants Adam to really beat the carp out him.[/quote]

I hope so!!! I love beating carp.