08-08-2007, 10:01 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: ENRAGEMENT FOR HIRE
Posts: 31,286
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Re: New computer!
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Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
I picked this ultra mobile pc up today. The screen is really sharp, I just suck at taking pictures. Cell phone is only for scale.
You can do everything on it, including: watching porn around the house, watching porn outside the house, watching porn in the truck, watching porn in public places, watching porn in waiting rooms and lobbies, watching porn in restaurants and bars, watching porn while jogging and watching porn while on roller coasters. Most importantly, it has 2 built-in cameras for watching you while watching porn. Lastly, it has a finger print reader to store all your porn passwords for quick access. |
HAHA!!!! Welcome to 2 years ago. 
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