A very ugly, loud, mean woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids pulling them by the arm of their shirt, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't twins! Why the
hell would you think they're twins?? Do you really think they look
alike?"
"No," replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe that someone would
have slept with you twice. You have a nice day now."
