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Originally Posted by bparker

LESBONICS

1 . What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?

A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ....

A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ...

Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ..

Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ...

A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ..

Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? .

She was found face down in Ricki Lake .

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....

Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins? ....

Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion? ...

Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

13. What do you have when you've got 50
lesbians and 50 state workers?

100 people that don't do dick.