So, I have had enough of this business. I am tired and depressed from watching so many good people get hurt because of the economy. I am now solicitng for a new job. Anybody got openings? I will consider the following positions:
1) Peep show booth floor mopper
2) President of par-tay-ing
3) CLO (Cheif Laziness Officer)
4) Manager (I don't want to have to manage anyone, though)
5) Trainer (I don't want to have to train anybody, though)
6) Director of Sniffing
7) Tie Rod Service Technician
All suggestions are welcome (except those from CO
). Thanks.