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Old 08-21-2007, 03:49 PM
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Default Re: Gas Milage Tips And Mods?

Dear Mr. Bandit....

Sure I believe you're getting 15 MPG. After all, we all do.

Sure I believe your wife weighs 105 with 38DD tits. After all, all our wives do.

Sure we believe that you pecker's 12 inches. After all, all of ours are.

Sure Santa comes at Christmas. He always has...

15 MPG? BULL****. A H2 doesn't average 15 MPG unless you tow it 1/3 of the way...

Damn... Be realistic. If you said 12, I'd of said BRAVO! You are really working it. But 15? Nope. Not unless your city driving is going 55 with no lights...

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