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Old 09-28-2007, 03:59 PM
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Default Re: Redneck Pick Up Lines

ill add some

...are you from tenessee cuase your the only ten-i-see
...i may not be the best looking guy in here but im the only one talking to you
...crap i lost my phone number can i have yours
...you make my software turn to hardware
...You want to see my hardrive? i promise it is'nt 3.5 inches and floppy
...Do you work for UPS, cuase i couldve sworn i saw you checking out my package
...(if your name is Justin) my name is Justin...Justincredible
....Theres something wrong with my cell phone, it doesnt have your number in it
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