sorry you have had so many issues with your vehicle.
you could imagine my nervousness when i took my brand new 2006 h3 across the border with only 200 miles on it to over 1,000 miles south where there were no dealers or any sophisticated mechanics!!!
fortunately, other than some false warning lights and codes, i have had zero issues with mine - and i abuse the hell out of it!!!
lots of washboard roads and big potholes, at least a couple miles of dirt everyday, with plenty of beach driving thrown in
and i have to say that i am happy with my purchase decision and would be happy to buy another product from them
one other thing - your kid is right
don't be responsible for ending his world!!!