[CO Hummer]

Let's not forget the economics here. Normally, she spends around $100 to get the hair colored. This little wonder-kit by Loreal only costs $10! Also, I fixed my door lock in the process. That's a savings of $240. I'm up $350 in one night!

I may open up my garage to the neighbors and start giving $40 colorings on nights and weekends. I'll add $20 if I have to do a mullet.