[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Originally Posted by 3Hummer

You know you're from Florida when.....

"Down South" means Key West. YEP

"Panhandling" means going to Pensacola. YEP

Flip-flops are everyday wear. YEP

Shoes are for business meetings and church. YEP

No, wait, flip flops are good for church too. YEP

Socks are only for bowling. YEP

Orange juice from concentrate makes you vomit. YEP

Tap water makes you vomit. YEP YEP YEP

Sweet tea can be served at any meal. NOT OT SURE ABOUT THIS

An alligator once walked through your neighborhood. FOR SURE

You smirk when a game show's "Grand Prize" is a trip to Florida. lol lol lol

You measure distance in minutes. OH SO TRUE

You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt. SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT

You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls. CHIT YEAH!

You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes. YEP

All the local festivals are named after a fruit. ALMOST

A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level. LIKE MOUNT TRASHMORE

A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade. #1 TRUTH, I'VE DRIVEN AROUND A LOT 3 TIMES WAITING FOR A SPOT UNDER A TREE!!!

Your winter coat is made of denim YEP

You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites. FIRE ANTS HURT MORE AND THE PAIN LASTS LONGER

You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65. 60

You know the four seasons really are: almost summer, summer, not summer but really hot, and Christmas. YEP

It's not "pop." It's "soda" or "coke." SODA FOR SURE, PEPSI ??????

Anything under 70 is chilly. ALMOST COAT WEATHER

You've hosted a hurricane party. SEVERAL

You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when to get on the best rides. ??????

You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches. #2 TRUTH

You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee, Withlacoochee , Okahumpka and Loxahatchee. THIS ONE IS NEW FOR ME... THE REST FOR SURE

You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat than have a boat yourself. lol FOR SURE

You've driven through Yeehaw Junction. ABOUT 75 TIMES

Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include various fish, the NRA and a confederate flag. NOW THE FLAG IS PORK CHOPPER COUNTRY ONLY

You were 8 before you realized they made houses without pools. I WAS POOR SO DOESN'T APPLY

You were 12 when you first met someone who couldn't swim. YEP

You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas. ALL THE TIME

You know what the "stingray shuffle" is and why it's important! DOWN HERE YOU LEARN FAST

You could swim before you could read. I BELIEVE YOUR CORRECT

You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix. APPSUL FUC*** LUTELY, THE BEST #1 GROCERY STORE IN THE WORLD

Every other house had blue roofs in 2004-2005. OVER 80 %

You've gotten out of school early on Halloween to trick or treat before it got dark. YEP

You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for. i MIGHT NOT AGREE WITH THIS ONE

You dread the lovebug seasons. NASTY CRITTERS

You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances...but Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne. ANDREW WAS THE #1 BOY

You know why flamingos are pink. DOESN'T EVERYONE

You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average. THE ONE AT THE SURPENTARIAN WAS OVER 6 FOOT WITHOUT A TAIL

You were twelve before you ever saw snow or you still haven't. i WAS BORN IN N.Y. 56 YEARS AGO SO DOESN'T APPLY TO ME

When the northerners complain that 80 is 'so hot', you just stand there in your bathing suit and shorts. OR NAKED

You refer to the seasons as......Tourist Season?.....Fire Seaso n?.....Hurricane Season? and Mosquito Season? SOUNDS CORRECT





I totally agree that this is soooo tru, i didnt see snow till i was 15

ONE THING YOU FORGOT TO MENTION IS THAT THE PORK CHOPPER S(NORTH FLORIDA) SEE THING A BIT DIFFERENT THEN US SOUTHERN BOYZ

AND

THE GREATEST STREET FAIR IN THE U.S.A. IS IN KEY WEST (THIS PAST WEEKEND) DURING OCTOBER