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Old 04-07-2006, 07:32 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: In da Chi! I am not only the originator of the H.O.A.B. club. I am also a member
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Ill join, I'll join, pleeeeease


Not everyone can just join.

You must complete a 7 step de - blinging program

Step 1: Admit to being an Elcovaholic.

Step 2: Remove chrome grill or paint it.

Step 3: Embrace your love for Line-x, Dupicolor and Rhino
liner

Step 4: Black Chrome is a lie, it only leads to further bling denial.

Step 5: Powder coat or buy blacked out or color matched rims.

Step 6: Black out H2 emblems on truck body and on mirrors for those who were smart enough to get repalce with the 06 ones.

Step 7: Black out the shiney part of your keys .

Now you are ready to embrace your fellow H.O.A.B. breatheren.


JOIN US !
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