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Originally Posted by NewHummerGuy
Here are some of my favorite moves. I am partial to the Pirate, Nut Cracker and Seal positions.......
THE ANGRY PIRATE
This is wen you r doing it doggy stile with a girl. spit on her back so she thinks you cummed. wen she looks back cum in her eye then kick her shin right after. she will be coverinng her eye and holding her leg so she will be hoppping around on one leg....like and angry pirate.
THE WHEELBARREL AKA THE VACUME CLEANER
Hit the girl from the back and lift her legs up off of the ground so her legs r on your shoulders and do her like that while walking around nad pushing her like a wheelbarrel/vacume cleaner..
THE NUT CRACKER AKA POP!(an oriiginal idea by me lol)
get the girl to do a hand-stand and stand over her legs and push 1 of your testicals in her coochie. then pull it out quickly so it makes a POP! noise.haha
THE ANGRY SEAL(i belive thats what it is called...)OR I CALL THIS "SANDPAPER"
Wen you r doing it on the beach with a woman, stick your penis in the sand so sand gets on it and stick it back in the cooch. recomended only if u dont lyke tha girl. this will cause extreem pain....
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Now I'm really curious of your woman.
Pics of her. DO NOW.
