He forgot to mention not to hit telephone poles too. Last night we had to park in BFE to go to the Play n Trade and while leaving we hear a bump. He says, "What was that?" LOL He got out to look and had hit a telephone pole. No damage whatsoever. We fought that pole and won. It's funny cause when we do something stupid like the carwash or pole I always get these looks from him like, "What are you going to do about fixing this?"

Like I know! I could just picture us in that car wash having to call the police or OnStar and saying we're stuck in a car wash.
