Have you guys ever lost yourselves while watching the baboon island exhibit in the zoo?
It's CRAZY--that's how I feel reading your posts!
A baboon island exhibit shows you a bunch of male baboons masturbating and jumping on the females for quickies.
CRAZY similarity!
If I am 14, or whatever you have deduced, and you are older and wiser than me, is this what I get to look forward to? Worse, is this what you get to look BACK ON? 200000 posts to your hummer buddies back in the day?
"Oh, I remember that day when I told that TROLL about his MOMMA--I figured out how to curse at him using exclamation points for i's and dollar signs for s's!!! GITR DONE, B!TCH!!!"
This is better than fiction.
(note to self: stand farther back from monkeys--they literally hurl feces at you when antagonized)
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