The NY Post published their record with an asterisk.
It was a great game.
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/...t-to-patriots/
Home Run King- Barry Bonds* Steroids
Land Speed Record- Joe Toofast* Farted during flying mile
Longest Punt in History- Billy Bigleg* Ball bounced off opponents helmet for additional 30 yrds.
International Chess Champion Grandmaster- Ivan Asperov* Brain oversized
Tour de France Champ- Chance Lungstrong* Oversized Lungs
Downhill ski champion- Maury Slipwide* Used superior wax that wasn't banned, but officials didn't like it