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Old 02-05-2008, 04:19 AM
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Default Re: No Food For The Fatties
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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
I know someone that's going to be a hungry son of a bitch.
by pizza snake.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...01081fat1.html

That's totally unfair. What happens when you are, like, super lean muscly brawny guy, and then, through no fault of your own, you get bitten by a poisonous pizza-pie snake (Scientific Name: Nerodia sipedon pleuralis obesi-fattyous), and then you gain weight? Not fair that you can’t stuff your face at the Jackson Cheesecake Factory to fight the blubber venom? Right? Surely that’s unfair?
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