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Originally Posted by bparker
Yea she is ok, I dont see a problem with a man being proud of his wifey  |
Ya know, I think you and I could work out quite the business arrangement.
As you may or may not know I have a tendency to fall in love with other peoples wives and travel up to 1,150 miles to be that creepy guy that stares and gently masterbates through my pants while nobody is looking. I'm what some would call the great fat white ninja. I will become good friends with your wife, or so she will think.
I will help her ego get boosted through the roof by making her feel good about the fact that you are but another douche in a giant bag of seemingly endless feminine products and that she obviously deserves better. she will think I am her best friend, we will talk twelve to seventeen times per day about all of your shortcomings.
I could go on and on but I'll spare you the reading. Let me know when you want me to start as my schedule has freed up recently since I am no longer stalki... err speaking with my previous client.