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Old 02-21-2008, 09:41 AM
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Default Re: Found this on another site ...NOTE ITS AN H-2

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Originally Posted by blindzebra
So how would owning an H3 Alpha affect my penis size?

Would it cause minor heart palpitations by looking at my checkbook once a month?

Or would it accelerate my heart rate in sinc with my gas peddle, causing increased pupil dialation( causing more stimulants to be taken in) accompanied with rapid breathing, which would most likely lead to an increased release of endorphines combined with laughter(which hightens the affects listed above) therefor moving more blood more quickly through my system, as well as a heathly boost of adrenaline which would mean..........

Of course I'm goin mudden! However there's no bush on the trail I'm hitten

Only if it's a yellow one...we've all heard the yellow Hummer/guy owners enigma...isn't that where the "nothing looks hotter than a chick in a yellow Hummer" comes from? That's the way I remember it.

Kind of like painting a Harley pink. It's still a Harley but only for chicks.
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