Women shouldn't have to be told twice.
My genius wife yanked the butter dish door from inside the fridge right off into her face and gave herself a black eye! LOL!
We made a big stink about it at dinner last night. I got out of the truck right in front of the restaurant and yelled at her while some old guy was walking by. It has been hilarious to see people's reactions. I keep raising my hand and telling her she better shut up about her eye. I am still laughing about it a day later.
It even looks much worse this morning than it did yesterday. Thank god we have brunch plans so I can milk it some more.