Well if that happens "all the time" I guess I'm lucky. I ride on planes 2 times a week and I've never anything close to that happen.
My worst experience was when we made an emergency landing because our fuel was leaking out of the aircraft. We landed fast and hard in Tulsa, OK. The engines were spitting fuel everywhere, all over the tarmack. As the fire engines sprayed us down with some sort of foamy stuff, we all had to jump out the emergency exits on the other side the plane. I got to jump on the wing and slide down it. I was kind of pissed because the guys in first class got slide down those big bubble shoots that pop out of the aircraft.
