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Old 03-05-2008, 02:00 AM
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Default A woman at Home Depot

Jack was fixing a door and found that he
needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home
Depot.

At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful Bathroom
faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager,
to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished, Mary asked 'How much for
that faucet?'

Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs
$300.'

'My goodness that sure is a lot of money!'
Mary exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that
Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the
back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you
wanna screw for that hinge?'

"No, but I will for the faucet."

... and this is why you can't send a woman to
Home Depot.

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