[06-H3]

Back when I was in the army we had a guy who was always running his mouth about what a stud he was, how his wife just couldn't handle him, keep up with his needs, etc. One day he left his wallet out and I grabbed the picture of his wife from it. Later that day he started one of his stories about his incredible abilities.

When he was done I started to tell my story about how I was banging some chick almost every night and how amazing she was, anything was game, every hole was open to abuse, really made her into a sex crazed gutter slut. I said "the only problem is, she's married so we have to sneak around on her husband." Every one was laughing, talking about the wild chick and what a loser her husband must be. No one knew I had managed to get a picture of that guys wife. I then said "matter of fact, she gave me a picture last time I was over if you guys want to check her out" and threw out that the picture of his wife. Everyone lost it, he freaked out, and we never heard another of his stories again.