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Originally Posted by H2Blondie
Rocky Mountain Oysters  - still in the working pens, thrown on the branding iron fire until they're done (as determined by the cowboy/cook)...not bad but not as good as fried with ketchup. |
Oh $hit...I forgot all about those....
Back in the military...got off work around 1 am and went to a party with a buddy before going home. We were starving so we hit the kitchen, there was a bowl of fried mountain oysters and cold beer.
Neither one of us knew what they were. Beer was cold and they were tasty. Till this blond hottie walks into the kitchen and says "Oh, you guys like mountain oysters too!" I had just finished my beer and had a mouthful of the "oyster".
It took about 3 seconds for the mountain part to register in my brain and I spit it out on the floor grabbed the closest beer off the table and started swigging it down.
Unfortunately it was half full of cigarette butts. That felt like they went straight to my stomach. A quick minute later and I was puking in the kitchen trash can.
And I never showed my face at that house again.
