To My Dear Wife
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you
as a good wife.
Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be perturbed; I shall be back home before midnight.
Signed,
Your Beloved Husband
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table............
To My Dear Husband,
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.
At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Holiday Inn with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference.
Eighteen goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18, therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.
Signed,
Your Adorable Wife
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