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Originally posted by Mooncricket:
You know what I ****ing did????? I ordered probally ten to many shot of Patron and ended up getting a ride home from her friend.<span class="ev_code_RED">Was the friend a fatty?</span> Now I do remember her taking my shoes off for me though........hahaha....<span class="ev_code_RED">Hopefully, she didn't rub her stank patch on you.</span>

I'll see them tonight!!! Gonna try at my luck again. Something about the dark haired girl everytime I see her a little devil is on my shoulder "begging" me to hit it ....<span class="ev_code_RED">You better double wrap yer tool so by the time the stuff burns through the first jimmy hat you still have some protection.</span>

They had a Swim Suit competition the other day....Now guys, I'm taking a wild guess as to who you all would vote to win....But tell me that I'm not insane here....

Number 2.....got beat out by number 10.... <span class="ev_code_RED">10 > 2 Always. 4 > 2 Maybe 2 had some #2 smell to her?</span>

<span class="ev_code_RED">If you do get the chance to hit it, try to knock the back out of it.</span>