i was at the dept. store with my wife, i had just finnished eating a bag of BEEF JERKY.

my stomach was reacting as normal and while i was looking at the shoes i let a few go. needless to say i couldn't stand the smell my self

. my wife came for me and was suprised from the odor. she didn't know it was me. then these 2 guys walk by and almost fall due to the smell. i'll never forget what they said "ahh dude it smells like sh!t!" while i walked away i couldn't stop laufing. one of my best moments
