Meow!
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade
students.
'Human Beings are the only animals that
stutter', she says.
A little girl raises her hand.
'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she
volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back
yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door
got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over
the fence into our yard!'
'That must have been scary', said the teacher.
It sure was', said the little girl.
"My kitty raised his back, went Ffff 'Fffff,
Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say '****',
the Rottweiler ate him!
The teacher wet her pants laughing...
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