[HummerJim]

As a Hummer owner (H3 & H2)for over three years, I've been fingered, mooned and had a down with Hummers message in lipstick on my windshield, but never keyed or slashed. My H3 is in the fuh2 site twice - never mind that it's a 3 and not a 2, BUT.................when we had the flooding on the Mississippi here this summer and I hauled sandbags in my H2SUT, I was welcomed with open arms, free gas and free food. Kids lined up to ride out to the levy with me hauling the bags. When things get bad - floods, hurricanes, quakes, blizzards etc., Hummer owners become everyone's best friend. Keyers and slashers are criminals and delinquents, nothing more! Spitters and lipstick writers are normally juvenile delinquents with Hummer envy.