I got this via email from a DRTY person and just had to share.
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just fondling and gently scratching his nuts -- something she seemed to love to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'
'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine.'
:barf::barf::barf::barf: