just a few changes:
#3 She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too"
i said, "and maybe i have gotten more than you think Honey??"
#5 He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well,do you think I am Jim Carrey??"
#6 He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can moo by herself."
