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Originally Posted by Q8hummer

just a few changes:

#3 She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too"
i said, "and maybe i have gotten more than you think Honey??"

#5 He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well,do you think I am Jim Carrey??"

#6 He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can moo by herself."

Comedy is not in your future.