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The Post Chronicle™
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<span class="article_title">Cynthia McKinney's New Book: "Avoiding Justice While Black"</span>
By John W Lillpop
Apr 5, 2006
Cynthia McKinney, the congresswoman who claimed she was the victim of racial profiling by Washington, DC, Capitol police after hitting a cop herself, should give up politics. Instead, she should write a book to share her unique perspective as a black female victim with the world.</P>
Her first work could be entitled "Avoiding Justice While Black." Alternatively, she could name it "Overcoming Adversity While Black: Finding the Victim Within You." </P>
OJ Simpson, Kobe Bryant and Barry Bonds could write introductions. McKinney could dedicate the book to the late Johnny Cochran, icon of the "Racism For $$$$$" cult.</P>
Proposed titles for the book chapters:</P>
* Black? You IS Automatically a Victim, Baby!</P>
* Slugging a White Cop: More Fun Than Sex?</P>
* Staying Out of Jail While Black: Become a Victim!</P>
* Guilt-Free Sandbagging of Cracker Cops</P>
* Crackers and Cash Cows: Making the R Word Work for YOU!</P>
* Black Preachers, NAACP: Black Mafia On YOUR Side!</P>
* Too Short for the NBA? Make a Fortune with a Jesse Jackson "Rainbow Shakedown" Franchise! </P>
* If You MUST Confess: Use Ebonics for Plausible Deniablity!</P>
* Reparations: Your Share of American Dream---PAST DUE!</P>
* Truth, Personal Responsibility: Why Bother?</P>
Thanks, Cynthia. This will be a perfect training guide for youth everywhere.</P>
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