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Originally posted by H2Finally:
Her being an older person, I would hesitate throwing anything -- even water (lawsuit if she took a spill, fall, and broke her hip or get a heart attack or somethin).
I would instead insist on her washing all the dog poo, and while she's at it -- the rest of the truck, dry it, apply a good coat of wax, buff it, polish my bling wheels, armorall all the black trims, and rain-x all the windows.
I bet the local news crew wouldda showned up at the end of the 5-hours car wash..  
That way, as many tree-huggers as possible wouldda learn the risk of messing with Hummers!! 
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....And make her do it topless.
Nothin sweeter than watchin an old woman sport her pair of fried eggs on nails.