The first one is pretty.
Besides, I would be more pissed about the bra stuffing on that one.
You have to remember that the ones on the right are all caked up for photographs- you know the ones you guys look at to relieve tension. You can't tell me you can't tell if they are hawt or not with that make-up on.
General rule- The more make-up the uglier underneath, then the make-up causes more ugliness- pimples and bad skin etc...
Tis a vicious cycle I tell you.