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Old 10-05-2004, 11:59 PM
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Then Ben puts on the biggest strap on dildo that he and BILL KENWORTHY could afford using the money that BILL KENWORTHY scammed from people on EBay.
The behemoth was the size of a large fire extinguisher and knobby(BILL KENWORTHY likes it knobby). Ben slathered it with white lithium grease so that it could slide past the jagged crust of scabs that were ringing BILL KENWORTHY'S herpes covered anal canal. He had picked those up while participating in a three-way with his wife and a donkey.
Two hours later, after having pounded BILL KENWORTHY'S head through the drywall in their dirty love nest, Ben heard BILL KENWORTHY cry out "Uncle", as he had had his anal cravings temporarily satisfied.
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