[/quote]Paragon has a well in his basement too I imagine...
_"It places the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again!"_

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"Put it in the Bucket" 
I'm wondering if there is something that can be made to mount to the bumper itself?
(No Brushguard!)
I'm sure if we bump heads, someone can come up with something.
Ric-H2