Thought I'd write them a quick poem
“And then one day it came to pass
That GM built one big bad ass
With power to spare and steel galore
Yet frills and comfort and much, much more
A dream to drive on the urban trails
In comfort and style it rarely fails
Among the rocks and rugged hills
It climbs them all and never spills
But then came the greenies and leaf lickers too
To spew their garbage that’s not even true
They lie through their teeth and even more
They now say our beasts have started a war
But do not despair, just keep on truckin’
Ignore them all they’re not worth fussin’
Sooner or later they’ll fall on their ass
So give us a hill and a tank of gas”