Now that is hysterical CO....PMP (pissing my pants)....figured a new acronym was needed

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
Call 1-800-Humm-This to get your free cell phone. Act now, and you'll 3 free social security numbers to use for identity theft.
This offer expires at 6pm CST when Daddy gets home from work. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>