<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
fresh bread...ROFLMAO
I know a few people that would probably have to say yes they tried it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Not only do I do that in the car(and slyly lock the windows so there's no chance for fresh air
), but I drop gaseous nerve agents whenever I walk down the aisle at the grocery store, video store or anyplace else that there's going to be innocent nostrils. My favorite is to pollute an aisle and then pretend I'm looking at something on the endcap so I can observe the look on their faces when they hit the cloud of funkiness. The best is when they gag.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>Best when done with your wife in the women's clothing department. Just drop the bomb and walk away. Then watch the other women hit it.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> So---there was this woman who had a problem with silent gas. She went to the doctor and she said, "This is so embarrassing. I have this problem of farting silently. You probably haven't noticed, but I've let three of them since I've been in this office with you. Is there ANYTHING you can do?"
He said, "Yes, there is. The first thing is get you fitted for a hearing aid."
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