<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jabbo444:
I like to show my disgust for Hummer owners by printing up peel-off labels which say:
HEY! - GUESS WHY I BOUGHT MY HUMMER???*
1. Because I'm an *******.*
2. Because I have a tiny penis and my Hummer*
let's me think I have a big one.*
3. Because I think it's a big laugh to get the *
lowest mileage possible and keep America*
dependent on oil so our soldiers keep dying in Iraq. *
When I’m outside walking around, I will discreetly stick them on Hummer doors. Harmless, but it sure is fun to antagonize you guys. I know lots of you will have snappy answers to this, telling me what a jerk I am, and worse. But I’ll just laugh. And laugh. And laugh. P.S. I hope gas goes up to $12.00 a gallon. Then you can really start driving. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
And you can be assured that if I catch you there will be an ass-kicking that will rival all ass-kickings. I might just duct tape you up and take you some place and play with you and see if you can convince me to not put a couple of pieces of duct tape across your nose and mouth. You will definitely get your hands mashed into bags of bloody flesh and shattered bones. You'll be lucky if they can attach hooks to the stumps.
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