A story for DRTY....
So I sell a H2 to the owner of a local resturant chain here. His girlfriend is soo hot i mean Blonde 26 big fake ones and she likes to show them off. Months after he bought the Hummer I get a call from her aout of the blue.
" D says I cannot drive the hummer untill you take me on the off-road driving course" I say well how about tomorrow, she comes by in His truck and is wearing a white button up blouse, no bra, and a short black skirt. Everyone in the dealership is looking at her and then when we head out to the rig it's all legs and rearend getting in the truck. We take the truck into the arroyo (large ditch) behind the dealership, 4 high with tc2 on. we boping all over and she is not only having fun but doesn't mind that the pups are not only bouncing but about ready to jump out of the shirt (it was already buttoned down 3 clicks) I did know if she was searing undies but the skirt was showing nothin but long leg. well check this we get back from the ditch run and she...
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