[KenP]

Originally posted by HummBebe:
#1 We admitted we were powerless over Elcova--that our lives had become a frick’n disaster.

#2 Came to believe that DRTYFN could restore us to sanity.

#3 Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Ken P.

#4 Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our posts and our use of photoshop.

#5 Admitted to AlecW, to DRTYFN and to KenP the exact nature of our wrongs.

#6 Were entirely ready to have DRTYFN remove all these defects of character.

#7 Humbly asked KenP to remove our shortcomings.

#8 Made a list of all persons we had photo chopped, insulted, and flamed, then became willing to make amends to them all.

#9 Made direct amends to such victims wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or piss off DRTYFN.

#10 Continued to take inventory of our Bling and when appropriate promptly blackened it.

#11 Sought through posts and the “find button” to improve our knowledge of HUMMERS, as to not piss off the “CORE”, praying only for the knowledge of DRTYFN’S will for us, and the power to carry it out.

#12 Having had an awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to all n00bs, and to practice these principles our daily affairs.

I'm watching you, girl.