OK Alec, truce.
Went to the doctor to ask why my penis was orange. It seemed to occure only during weekends.
Doctor was baffled and asked my what I do on weekends.
I told him watch porn and eat Doritos nachos.
(My wife just smacked me in the head.)
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
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