I think it's payback. You see, Thursday nights can be very long for me and my friends.
I just went to
that place to help my two drunk buddies and make sure they didn't get in too much trouble. I was being a good boy. A good Samaritan, in fact. I even made sure to get all the $1 bills off the ledge for them before leaving. I just forgot to give the money back to them when we left.
So when I got home I put the wad of bills on the counter with my keys and stuff. You-know-who jumped to conclusions. But I was being good. Really...
